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heartbreak 

heart break is the typa feeling we all hate. heart break is “read at 9:30” when it’s 10:00. it’s blocking and unblocking, unliking photos, untagging, unfollowing. it’s screenshots, tears, ice cream and sad music . it’s fake streaks sent just to that one person. heart break is knowing they don’t give a fuck and that they used to.
oh bud heartbreak is shit

Amber Heard Special 

The act of shitting on someone's bed, then covering it up with a blanket (preferably weighted)
Johnny: Dude, why do you look so pissed off?
Matt: Natasha did an Amber Heard Special on my bed, so I broke up with her bitch ass.
Johnny: Damn, I would've broken up with her too!

Amber Heard 

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow while they’re not there.
Yeah bro he was being an asshole, So I did an Amber Heard while he was gone
Amber Heard by Jezza2570 April 26, 2022

Pulled an Amber Heard 

Getting in an argument with someone and then taking a massive shit in their bed as revenge.
Guy 1: Man, I got in an argument with my girlfriend and she pulled an Amber Heard in our bed!

Guy 2: she SHIT in your bed??

Amber Hearding 

The act of defecating on someone's pillow.
I was Amber Hearding on my boyfriends pillow because I was upset.
Amber Hearding by JusticeforJD April 24, 2022

Amber Heard 

Shitting the bed.

failing completely
Guy 1: dude, how'd you do on the exam?
Guy 2: oh dude I totally did an Amber Heard.
Amber Heard by ZCdsac saf June 2, 2022