Windows Fista 

Windows Fista's slogan: The ow stats now.

Windows Fista, the ow starts now.

Windows Fista by sciurus February 21, 2008

Windows ME 

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

Windows ME by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

windows xp 

a computer that works fine. i have it and it never crashes. its awesome. just watch out for BSOD.
I once got a virus but it went away when i got AVG.
To some people, some people say ''windows xp is stupid'', well they should upgrade to Windows 7.

Windows XP user: my computer never crashes.
Mac OS X user: watch out for the BSOD!
Linux user: what he said!

windows xp by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010

Windows Vista 

The five main problems of the Windows OS combined it one giant acronym.

Virues, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware.

Hasta la Vista, baby!

Windows Vista by Op2 August 29, 2005

Windows Movie Maker

See frustration, blind rage, anxiety, disappointment, stress, toilet or anal discharge.

Leonard: How was work.

Marcus: Oh man, I had a Windows Movie Maker of a day.

Leonard: That bad! Come here for a hug.

Janice: Hey Bethany, do you mind if I borrow your Windows Movie maker. I really need to shit.

Bethany: Certainly Jan, be sure to flush.

Windows Movie Maker by Seth Burrows December 3, 2010

Windows 95

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a

16 bit patch to an

8 bit operating system originally coded for a

4 bit microprocessor, written by a

2 bit company, that can't stand

1 bit of competition.

A new navy unmanned boat has sunk due to an error with its Windows 95 operating system.

Windows 95 by Severin Victor May 4, 2004

Windows rot

"Windows Rot" is the name someone gave the process by which a Windows machine becomes progressively slower the longer you use it and the more software you install on it.

I think I'll have to reinstall XP since the Windows Rot has slowed it down so badly...

Windows rot by Elvis February 24, 2006