Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes

Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower

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Shower Beater

Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!

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Its when you take a shower on any app that you can go live in.

"Hey Megan, you tryna do a shower live with me?"

Shower live by Trjakai15 February 11, 2021

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I flushed the toiled at our air bnb and because of the septic issues we ended up with a foul odor and shower biscuits.

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A party whereby people give ya gifts to help wif caring fer yer newly-acquired horse.

If yer in doubt about what to bring to a bridle shower, gift-certificates to da local feed-store are always appreciated.

bridle shower by QuacksO February 23, 2021

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Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.

Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"

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A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.

My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.

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