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bumhole shower 

When you have a raucous shit and wiping ain’t cutting it, so a bumhole shower is in order
I had awful ring sting so had to get a bumhole shower

Dick Shower

When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.
Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.
Dick Shower by Leigh Cain May 3, 2018

Almond Shower 

The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.
I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.

mega shower 

I'm going about take a mega shower be back in 15 minutes.
mega shower by Acoustic March 19, 2018

spunk shower 

A jizz facial delivered to a female by one or more men at once. bukakke
That slut got a spunk shower by 6 dudes last night.
spunk shower by Jimmythejerk May 24, 2018

Silky Shower 

When a group of 3 or more males enter a shower and have a jerk circ
Guy 1 "Hello gentlemen, would thou like to have a silky shower
Guy 2 "Thy would love to attend"
Silky Shower by Suckmybeno June 20, 2018