bishop in a turtleneck 

The uncircumsized penis. First used in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

"Hedwig: Luther is silent for a moment, as he stares at
my little Bishop-in-a-turtleneck."

bishop in a turtleneck by kith September 12, 2004

totally turtles 

just like totally, but with turtles added. said because the ninja turtles say totally.

jill: u going to the party today?
patrick: totally turtles you know i am.

totally turtles by patty wagon January 11, 2009

tutlek 

A really stupid and moronic person who doesn't have autism or any kind of mental disorder

My brother is such a tutlek, it makes me wonder how he's still able to walk properly - Me

tutlek by TotallyNotxpaintall August 12, 2023

Tartle 

A common Scottish term to insert at the awkward moment when you temporarily forget someone's name. Useful to avoid that occasional embarrassment.

Steve: Hi, Susan!
Susan: Hi . . . uhhhhhh . . . Steve! Sorry, I tartled there for a moment.

Tartle by lodedosdeensaladareal September 5, 2011

the turtles are getting curious

The phrase "The Turtles are getting Curious" means that you are currently holding in a shit that feels like one of the logs is poking its head out of your ass like a turtle does with its shell.

"Man, the turtles are getting curious, its poppin' its head out. I can't hold this *borrence* much longer."

the turtles are getting curious by Diego August 10, 2003

turtlette 

A small fragile turtle. No more than a few inches in diameter.

Elise I'm going to buy you a turtlette!

turtlette by Diston August 6, 2008

turtley

A mispronunciation of "totally".

I'm turtley glad it's Friday.

So in other words you're slowly glad it's Friday?

Oops. I meant I'm TOTALLY glad it's Friday.

turtley by Daedalus Suburbanus November 19, 2010