bio dad
What a casual relationship might end up as for the guy. The male part of the fertilization process. See sperm donor
bio dad by Filamena C June 18, 2008
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Asian Dad
Asian Dad is happy today and decides to buy son an Xbox.
Asian Dad: Son Ill buy you an Xbox!
Son: Holy shit thanks dad!
Asian Dad: No problem, my son.
Son: Can you pay for Xbox live for the first year?
Asian Dad: WTF? Hell no you dont need Xbox live. Why would you need that when you can play alone?
Son: Ill pay for it.
Asian Dad: Hell no, the money you have came from me. Xbox live for 20 years is $1000 dollars. Its a piece of shit so no.
Asian Dad: Son Ill buy you an Xbox!
Son: Holy shit thanks dad!
Asian Dad: No problem, my son.
Son: Can you pay for Xbox live for the first year?
Asian Dad: WTF? Hell no you dont need Xbox live. Why would you need that when you can play alone?
Son: Ill pay for it.
Asian Dad: Hell no, the money you have came from me. Xbox live for 20 years is $1000 dollars. Its a piece of shit so no.
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soccer dad
soccer dad by tatethecreator April 13, 2014
deadbeat dad
A bullshit term made up by the state so they can extract additional revenue from a man they just screwed over with biased and corrupt family courts.
Bureaucrat: Our government is running out of money to pay the salaries for our useless jobs! What do we do?
Lawyer: Let's find all the worst women in the world, help them lie and cheat their way into being single moms, call the fathers deadbeat dads until they pay our outrageous sums, and split the money between us!
Bureaucrat: Great idea! No one will ever challenge us if we say we're "doing it for the kids"!
Lawyer: Let's find all the worst women in the world, help them lie and cheat their way into being single moms, call the fathers deadbeat dads until they pay our outrageous sums, and split the money between us!
Bureaucrat: Great idea! No one will ever challenge us if we say we're "doing it for the kids"!
deadbeat dad by RebelScience December 11, 2016
Urban Dad
A father with a family who is middle-aged, approximately 30-40 years old, and who wears urban outfits, such as but not limited to: small wool beanies, slim fit/straight jeans, stylish lifestyle shoes, hoodies/jackets, carries a backpack, has urban facial hair like a neatly trimmed beard, and thick framed glasses. To qualify as a dad he probably also has a kid or two with him.
Conor: Hey Bill, dude look theres an urban dad!
Bill: What?!?!
Conor: Look over there, that guys fucking urban! And he's got 2 kids! Look at his stylish pants and jacket, and those glasses! And check out that beanie!
Bill: Hahahahahahahah
Conor: Look here comes Urbski Jr.! Look, look! Urban dad!
Bill: What?!?!
Conor: Look over there, that guys fucking urban! And he's got 2 kids! Look at his stylish pants and jacket, and those glasses! And check out that beanie!
Bill: Hahahahahahahah
Conor: Look here comes Urbski Jr.! Look, look! Urban dad!
Urban Dad by cornelius rutheford January 11, 2010
Mac Dad-day
Beyond the basic mac daddy, mac dad-day refers to the fellow who has gone beyond the basic pimp-lisciousness to an elevated level of cool.
Often seen cruising the streets of Chicago in any one of a collection of tricked out Cadillacs or a hot motrocycle such as the '09 Buell Ulysses XB12XT, the Mac Dad-day is the most stylish of men.
Often seen cruising the streets of Chicago in any one of a collection of tricked out Cadillacs or a hot motrocycle such as the '09 Buell Ulysses XB12XT, the Mac Dad-day is the most stylish of men.
Shoo-la! That man is such a Mac Dad-day! He's so hot you don't see flames just a faint trail of smoke left behind!
Mac Dad-day by From the Wordpile May 3, 2010
grand dad style
grand dad style by sexy hoe 69 May 24, 2016