Flaming torch

When you are titi fucking a girl with no lube so that the friction warms your dick up and then you stick it in her vag.

last night I gave jenny a flaming torch and she climaxed.

Flaming torch by dyylan November 28, 2007

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blow torch

When a girl eats some jalapeno peppers then proceeds to give you a blow job

That bitch last night didn't tell me she had been eating jalopenos before she blew me, it was one hell of a blow torch

blow torch by Crucian January 11, 2009

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a turd that is so long that it touches the water in the toilet bowl while still in your anus.

Wow Mom! Come at look at this toucher. I sure hope it flushes ok.

Toucher by Long long turd December 17, 2013

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A saying created by a fat pedofile dyke that is equivalent to finger banged.

Old Dyke: "Liar!! you touched it last time!"

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A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.

Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!

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Breaking bass
Using electric chair to burn balls or metal clamp.

Him 1: my balls hurt!!
Him 2: oh that’s just Ball Torcher

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when a guy in prison does something wrong, like steal from a homie's locker, and gets his ass beat.

The homie Junebug got touched on for being a locker thief.

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