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Eling is a very smart, and beautiful girl! You can always depend on her, she'll never let you down! Whenever your feeling down, she'll cheer you back up! When you need her, she'll always be by your side no matter what! She makes friends easily and loves her besties! She has tons of friends. If you have an Eling, keep her!
Wow is that Eling?! She's beautiful
Eling by Beau.bae February 28, 2017

eating pants 

comfortable pants with an expanding option such as an elastic waistband; to be used when overeating to prevent unsightly opening of just the top button of one's pants.
"Joey, why are you wearing maternity pants?"
"These are my eating pants! They expand as I eat more."
eating pants by BecksCadile December 16, 2008

eating pills 

The action of an addict who consumes large amounts of pharmaceuticals, by mouth.
"I was eating at least 40 to 50 Vicodins a day before I checked myself into rapid opiate detox."
eating pills by Twelve-Step slang October 26, 2004

burger eating invasion monkey 

Citizen of the USofA. A septic.
I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.

ear eating out 

When a someone stic ktheir toung into their partners ears and nibbles the lobe, cartalige, and tounges the inside. Sounds nasty, but it drives people freaking crazy. BOYS CAN ORGASM OFF THIS
I totally didnt know Mike liked it so much when i hate out his hear. It started moaning and shit.

Yeah, my girls loves ear eating out. She started sdhaking once. I just wished she'd clean it out a bit more.

picking your nose and eating it 

dont let anyone catch you picking your nose and eating it. it happened to josh and he's been Booger Boy for the past three years.