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Cheese Pizza

Someone who is lacking distinctive characteristics. A person that could neither be called ugly nor attractive. This could also apply to a person with a fairly neutral personality.
Most people do not have a strong distaste for cheese pizzas but would much prefer a pizza with more toppings. Cheese Pizzas usually go unnoticed because there is usually something else that is more interesting to look at. They are commonly referred to using the terms "lingerer" or "That Guy/Girl". These are the types of people whose Characters are mentioned in a film's closing credits as "Store Clerk" or "Dog Walker".
Maggie Gyllenhaal, who played Rachel in the film "The Dark Knight" is a close to perfect example of a cheese pizza (except the fact that she was cast in a leading role). The true test was when her character died at the end of the movie and no strong emotion was felt by the audience. In fact if it wasn't for the explosion that killed her, many people would not have noticed her disappearance.
Cheese Pizza by Papa Pearso May 22, 2011

Cheese Pizza

Cheese Pizza: The act of rubbing ones smegma onto the prolapsed anus of another. Most commonly used in specific circles of the homosexual fetish community.
"Richard invited me over for a cheese pizza yesterday"
Cheese Pizza by EqqE4560 September 16, 2018

California Pizza Kitchen 

The act of eating 10 pepperoni pizzas while your ass is simultaneously plugged up (to mimick the effects of constipation). Then shitting on a newspaper and making your partner read it.
Dude, I saved the newspaper from the day after 9/11 and decided to do a California Pizza Kitchen for my girl. I think she'll like it.

eating her pizza

When a dog licks a girls vagina while a chicken plucks her nipple and a guy kisses her mouth.
Dude. I was eating her pizza last night and I think the chicken plucked her nipple off. The dog had fun tho.

Really Big Pizza 

who ever said that black people say this is definetly not of color if you know what i mean. (they are white)
hey i am an idiot for saying black people say REALLY BIG PIZZA!!!!!!1
Really Big Pizza by keisha July 20, 2004

pineapple pizza 

A pizza that was made from a topping that ruined pizza
Pizza is good, but not with pineapple

Pineapple pizzas are consumed by hippies. Hippies are terrible. And so is the food they consume.
Therefore, pineapple pizza is terrible .

It's the equivalent from eating a used diaper filled with explosive green diarreah.
Every
Villian
Is

Pineapple pizza
"May i take your order?"
'Yeah hmm um, can i have one well rounded crap pizza?'
"Sure! One pineapple pizza for you!"
pineapple pizza by Pizzagod_13 October 8, 2015