jacob ogden 

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.

I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden

jacob ogden by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

jacob senatus

super big giant pp and a 12 pack that hard enough to break stone

girls love jacob senatus

jacob senatus by the true fax man May 15, 2020

jacob costa 

a man who likes a girl across the country and won’t like any others because it’s not her.

jacob costa- “bro i can’t get over her”
evan- “bruh she moves across the country”
jacob costa-“don’t care. i only liked her and not my 100 other gf’s i could have”

jacob costa by king69420 July 1, 2020

Jacob Voigt 

Great at dancing. Attracts girls like a moth to a flame. Has a great sense of humour.

Holy smokes that Jacob Voigt can really do the Macarena

Jacob Voigt by Agahvsgayshshsh July 6, 2020

jacob on crack 

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat

Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack

jacob on crack by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020

Jacob Jackson 

a person who cheats at uno.

the best country runner (not true)

he's musty, loud, and ashy.
someone ate his last ice-cream sandwich

that Jacob Jackson is short

Jacob Jackson by DillyTom September 1, 2020

Jacob Jackson 

Someone who sucks at sports (especially cross country) he thrives to maintain having ashy knees and has tree branches for legs. he is sometimes nice but always bullies his friends. he is very short and needs friends to talk to him because he is shy. HE ALSO IS A EGG AND LIVES TO MAKE FUN OF HIS FRIENDS

IMAGINE BEING A JACOB JACKSON

Jacob Jackson by kenny Sheldon September 1, 2020