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Vegetarian Hot Lunch 

Sexual fetish wherein one partner places plastic wrap over another's mouth and procedes to defecate in their mouth. A cleaner variation of Hot Lunch.
"This time I kissed her afterwards because she had the vegetarian hot lunch."

vegetarian kryptonite 

A meat containing dish that a vegetarian would consider eating. Typically, the person greatly enjoyed the dish before becoming a vegetarian, misses it, and would consider temporarily breaking their own rules to eat it.

The word vegetarian can be substituted with vegan to refer to vegans.
Hey John, do you want some pepperoni pizza rolls?
Oh, don't even kid, that's my vegetarian kryptonite.
vegetarian kryptonite by SharkeeTX December 23, 2007

vegetarian hot lunch 

When one takes a dump in a girl's mouth and her mouth has seran wrap so she only gets the heat not the meat.

vegetarian zombie 

This is a form of a zombie, that instead of craving meat/fish/poultry, it craves nothing but vegetables, eggs, and dairy products. It's main course that it desires is a salad, since it's usually heard walking around saying "salad".

No one knows exactly sure how the evolution of vegetarian zombies occurred, but some suspect that when the person got infected and became a zombie, this person was a vegetarian, so their eating habits carried over.

Barry: I can't believe that zombie didn't eat us!

Lynton: You shouldn't have worried, it's a vegetarian zombie. His diet consists of vegetables, dairy products, and things that aren't meat.

*zombie in the distance* Salad, SALAD!
vegetarian zombie by Jefbag January 22, 2009

Vegetarian Party 

A gathering of women where men (meat) are strictly not allowed to attend. The opposite of sausage fest.
Hey guys, come on over tonight for beers and poker. The wife is going out with her friends to a Vegetarian Party. They are watching "Little Women" at the movie theater after dinner.
Vegetarian Party by kylomite October 30, 2008

vegetarian hotplate 

when you place saran wrap over your partner's face, and deficate on their face. The end result is that they get the sensation of hot scat on their face, without the mess!
Frank "How's the wife, Bob?"

Bob "Happy."

Frank "Why's that?"

Bob "gave her a good old-fashioned vegetarian hotplate!"