Lanned 

Lanned (Lahned) is when someone either plays you exposes or roasts you badly

bro you hear what happened at the party last night about timmy getting lanned with the diss battle? was so funny bro (example num2) bro i got lanned, she used me for my money and popularity to make herself look better. (example num3) my friends were big time drug sellers and i got them lanned because it was the right thing to do

Lanned by rustyisdusty June 19, 2020

Langdong 

A very large example of a male’s genitalia.

A Langdong can be used in many ways, one way is to prank your gay friend by sliding it across the floor like a slimy snake, while others include partaking in toilet cleaning and the bathroom bang.
Not to be confused with the, equally enormous, Langdon.

Adam: My Mandingo has been feeling long this week.
James: It may be transitioning into a Langdong. I have to put mine down my trouser leg to hide it, but it still sticks out a bit at the bottom
Adam: Oh wow, I heard that a Langdon is perfect for doing the Big Papi, at least that’s what Bailey and Edward told me.

Langdong by Langdon Fertility Clinic September 22, 2020

Langelihle 

Langelihle means a beautiful day very interesting person who loves making people laugh🧡

E Langelihle

Langelihle by Ggvgugb November 22, 2021

langda 

Someone whose legs are broken

Akash bkl langda hai

langda by Suryansh_retroo August 30, 2022

Crap-Lagged 

When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.

Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.

Crap-Lagged by Liberate March 15, 2009

The Langerhans Polka

The movement and actions of an individual with polyuria in a crowd, who must leave to urinate. This frequently involves dodging, darting, and abrupt movements towards the bathroom. "Langerhans" is from the Isle of Langerhans, an organ in the body afflicted by diabetics, who, by virtue of their affliction, urinate frequently, but the definition is not restricted to diabetics.

"After that seventh beer, John was doing the Langerhans Polka the rest of the night."

The Langerhans Polka by Freezy Fruster May 4, 2009

leper-laned 

When ordering food from a drive-thru restaurant, if your order is sufficiently exceptional or complex that you are directed to pull forward to a parking space.

Ted insisted on his fries being extra crispy, so we got leper-laned.

leper-laned by Sensei Ted November 18, 2012