chumpette 

A gullible or foolish individual who also has the unfortunate distinction of being female.

Only a chumpette would be fool enough to fall for that old trick.

chumpette by Brash December 9, 2008

crumpit 

(ENGLISH VERSION). From the swinging 60s era, also from 'Carry on' films a really beautiful girl usually with large breasts who puts out.

'Cor blimey, Judy is a really tasty bit of crumpit'. 'Can't wait to get home to get my tea and crumpit'.
'she's a nice piece of crumpit'. The sort of thing Austin Powers would say, 'I wouldn't mind getting my hands on your crumpit (girlfriend) mate!' Or 'Oi, piss off, find your own crumpit'.

crumpit by Doctor Holliday January 19, 2010

Cumpet 

A living being that was produced by sperm.

We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets

I am a cumpet.
You are a cumpet.
A baby is just a cumpet.

Cumpet by JEHEUEJSJEH December 2, 2019

crumpted 

When you are feeling frustrated and are done with the world. Not feeling up for much.

Man i just got home from a long day of work, feeling crumpted right now.

crumpted by Termanatoes January 16, 2018

cumpet 

Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.

(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"

cumpet by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020

Crumpetmuncher 

A derogatory term for someone from Britian.
A spin off of the term carpetmuncher.

British: Ugh, Americans are so fat and obnoxious!
American: Shut up you fucking Crumpetmuncher!

Crumpetmuncher by Lilli her Excellence July 19, 2011

crumpetry 

All varieties of crumpet-related edibles

The Queen partook in her usual tea time, but required a greater level of crumpetry than the average peasant.

crumpetry by doorag willy November 4, 2006