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Notorious Wombat 

A benevolent nocturnal mammal that likes to be pleasured.

A renowned daydreamer

King of the bludgers

Caring young soul with a big heart.

Likes to ogle hot arses.

Loves to play hide and seek in tight warm holes.
Hey, that's "Notorious Wombat" to you. Now walk away so I can look at your arse.
Notorious Wombat by CougarTL August 8, 2009

Hairy Nosed Wombat

"I'm totally going to destroy her Hairy Nosed Wombat"
Hairy Nosed Wombat by tommyw277 January 17, 2015

Chinese wombat 

there is not such thing, or is there?
S:chinese wombat...yehh umm...WAIT! is it a furball?
M: NO! its a BEBE!

Kombat_Wombat 

The 1337est person in whole world
Kombat_Wombat by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Waxing the Wombat 

Applying wax to your pet wombat so that it will have cool hair like Fonzie.
I was waxing the wombat the other day, but it bit me in the testicle before I could finish.

Kombat_Wombat 

Kombat_Wombat by Malacoda July 18, 2003