Kids are hard to understand. They act waaaaaaaay mature for their age. Often says stuff they're not supposed to say like daddy! or fmh (fuck me hard)! and cuss words? don't even get moi started..
The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.
Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.