Hoffed 

When a manager links to urbandictionary's hoffed definition in a corporate training document and his employees get to read about using dried jizz to glue leg hair onto yourself or others.

Ken hoffed the shit out of that training document.

Hoffed by fatpricks1 April 10, 2011

hoobedoo 

penis

suck my hoobedoo

hoobedoo by sex June 29, 2003

hooded sweatshirt 

noun: an uncircumcised penis

John was once again dumped when she took a look at his hooded sweatshirt. The taste of smegma lingered in her mouth from the last debacle.

hooded sweatshirt by Nathan and Aaron January 14, 2009

hooped 

As in the colloquial usage of "hooped it". The act of balancing a volleyball, football or other inflatable object under ones buttocks while in a swimming pool.

Although giving the appearance and sensation of floating, the proponent runs the risk of opening his (or her) anus and "ingesting" the ball (or other object) into the colonic tract. Thus rendering the protagonist a "permanent floater" having hooped the ball.

Freakboy: "Dude, where's the damn volleyball? I wanna get on with the game!"

Hoopy-boy: "Man, I was floating on it and now it's gone. I think I hooped it!"

hooped by Monty Cornwall June 2, 2008

hooped (Verb) 

A term for the anal ringpiece - Hoop - is often made into a verb to form Hooped.
This refers to taking a beating of somekind, or being busy in the workplace.
It is also a derogatory insult for somebody, and fucntions as an adjective to describes one's hoop in its various states.

" Henry you're a dirty hoopsting!"
"Can't talk, we're getting hooped!"
"mmm kiss my hoop!"
"I'm not rimming you tonight Sam, your hoops all stinky!"

hooped (Verb) by Sabs January 31, 2003

hooped 

when someone steals your rims or wheels.

Those guys hooped my wheels...

hooped by who_else1234 December 14, 2009

HOOBEDOO 

Any small object or part that has no name

" hand me that hoobedoo over there"

HOOBEDOO by Gary Simpson June 27, 2003