cornholio
When you have the schlitts, it is common to pull your shirt over your head and say "I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"
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Cornholetined
Cornholetined is the result of an individual who refuses to wear a condom with their partner, who subsequently has either forgotten or refused to continue with their preferred method of birth control, and thus quarantines their man to the cornhole.
Well here’s a new one, Kristen quit taking her birth control pill and she said if I refuse to cover my dong, I’m Cornholetined. She knows I don’t like anal either, so I hope she isn’t angling to get a delivery from my Load Bearing Balls so we can have a child. Fuck I love her snatch. God damn it!
Cornholetined by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
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cornholio
cornholio by James Lowe June 4, 2004
coonhole
holes dug by raccoons for living and hiding purposes. also can be used to refer to human orifices where you should shove/hide/put something.
"i just tripped over the coonhole in our front yard."
"i think that raccoon made a coonhole in our fridge."
"One time on a Girls Gone Wild video I saw a girl shove a beer bottle in her coonhole."
"i think that raccoon made a coonhole in our fridge."
"One time on a Girls Gone Wild video I saw a girl shove a beer bottle in her coonhole."
coonhole by CoonHoleLovers January 26, 2011
cornholing
Captain Pissgums and his pervert pirates were always cornholing one another and anything else that moved.
cornholing by octopod June 13, 2004
cornholio
I AM CORNHOLIO! *hehehehe* do you have tp? tp for my bunghole? *unintelligable spanish sounding mumblings*
cornholio by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007
Illinois Cornholer
The act of inserting a corncob up the girls anal cavity, whilst fornicating, and then make her eat the corn. Hot buttery corn, extra points.
Illinois Cornholer by Blunchtable December 9, 2010