Moral World Cup

The Moral World Cup is an award given to international cricket frauds, England. They have won this award every year except for 1932-1933, when they used dangerous tactic Bodyline to stop GOAT batsman, Sir Donald Bradman. The name for this award comes from the 2023 Ashes, when World Class fraud Johnny Bairstow left his crease and got stumped by Alex Carey fair and square. Since then England complain about the spirit of cricket, despite World Class English ghost Stuart Broad smashing it to Michael Clarke at first slip and not walking in 2013.

Other characteristics include losing constantly to six time World Cup winners Australia (in all formats), inability to retain the Ashes, winning a fraudulent World Cup final in 2019 (New Zealand are the actual winners), constantly complaining about the spirit of the game and making lame excuses for their poor performances in the 2023 World Cup, (despite Australia playing WTC, Ashes and CWC). England are truly finished but are the only team to ever win the Moral World Cup.

Guy 1: England are so finished, they lost to the sheep farmers, Afghanistan
Guy 2: At least they won the Moral World Cup

Moral World Cup by realistpenduhater November 29, 2023

Mexican Fruit Cup

Where you lube up a Latinas cooch with Chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it.

After using it, you eat it

"Let's make a Mexican Fruit Cup!!"
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.

Mexican Fruit Cup by Glitchedchaos February 23, 2024

The 2003 Silver Cup Final 

You had to be there...

Third down and 37, Calgary Stampeders with the ball, Silver Cup on the line.

Up the middle comes the Fullback, #34. He's tackled, 2 legs wrapped up on the 30 yard line, but he has one more.

On one fucking leg he makes it to the end zone, inch by inch, pulling defenders - it reaches for the end zone, touchdown. Stampeders win.

Post-game interview, sheer-shock and awe, 9 months later - SNQ.

You had to see it to believe it, what a day.

"You had to be there, haven't seen anything like it since the 2003 Silver Cup Final"

"He split her right up the middle, just like the 2003 Silver Cup Final"

The 2003 Silver Cup Final by FuckLukeCowan February 25, 2024

FIFA World Cup

Something penaldo could never win

"Penaldo is never gonna win the lottery. Its a FIFA World Cup."

FIFA World Cup by LionelAndresMessiCuccitini April 4, 2024

2022 World Cup 

Something that settled the goat debate and solidified penaldo's loss to the GOAT Messi.

A: "Yo bro, who's better messi or ronaldo?"
B: "Dawg go watch the 2022 World Cup."

2022 World Cup by LionelAndresMessiCuccitini April 4, 2024

Big caramel cup 

That shit slams dawg.

Hym "The Reeces big caramel cup? It fucking slams! Have you had it yet? No? Go buy one immediately! Don't have any money? Go rob an old lady. Allergic to peanuts? I don't care! Eat it anyway! Do it anyway! Die knowing that you died the best conceivable death... It's good! It'll be the first thing I buy when I get paid. Reeces big caramel cup. Use it... To lure children to their demise. I know I will! Reeces... They wasted money on marketing because no ad they make will ever be better than this."

Big caramel cup by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

Mtn dew sippy cup 

A mtn dew sippy cup is when two people (consenting ofc) have sexual relations where one person takes a straw, sips up some mtn dew, puts the straw in the partners ass and releases the mtn dew into their ass and then proceed to let the mtn dew dribble into their mouth.

Tony: hey babe, I’ve been thinking and I wanna do try doing a mtn dew sippy cup in bed tonight
Tony’s hot babe: I mean uh sure dude wtv

Mtn dew sippy cup by YungCazual December 4, 2024