Waffler 

Someone who is talking a load of fucking rubbish. There tends to be no one listening to them and what they’re saying is of no importance whatsoever.

Abi: “guys my feet feel like salty goats”
Danny: “shush you waffler”

Waffler by Jenny tilia November 30, 2019

Wafflism

Religious affiliation associated with the worship of the Great Waffle in the sky. The Great Waffle created the Gods of all else who worship, such as Buddha, the christian God (including Jesus), etc, and all prophets associated. Ironically paralleling with Dante's Inferno, there are 16 squares of Waffle Hell controlled by the Great Pancake in the ground.

Wafflism PWNS!!1

Wafflism by cheese0killer November 17, 2010

Waffling the Pancakes

When one person wildly misinterprets a post or cmment, usually on Twitter and TikTok, so that the OP looks bad. This usually occurs when a chronically online teenager tries to accuse the original poster of ableism, homophobia, racism and other forms of bigotry when the original post didn't intend to. Said responses are referred to as "waffled pancakes".

The phrase is in reference to a Twitter user who described the phenomenon with an analogy using pancakes and waffles. People tend to reply to waffled pancakes and screenshots of waffled pancakes with a screenshot of said tweet. It reads as follows:

"Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."

Person A: Do y'all remember these when you were a kid #nostalga *Posts a picture of Beados*
Person B: Ummmmm this is had a date rape drug in these????? Is this supposed to promote sexual assault?? Besides, not all kids had the privilege of having toys, you classist POS! Check your privilege and educate yourself! I'm shaking!!!!!!!!
Person A: Wow. Waffling the pancakes much?

Waffling the Pancakes by StarGarnet03 November 3, 2022

Wafflehouser 

A person, male or female, that overly uses terms of endearment that you would hear a waitress in a Waffle House use. Such as doll, hun, hunny, sweetie, sweetheart, sugar etc. This person uses these terms on everyone from complete strangers to best friends.

Chance is a complete wafflehouser.

How can you tell if the girl gave you a pet name or if she is a wafflehouser

She keeps calling my husband babe. Do you think she is hitting on him or is she a wafflehouser?

Wafflehouser by DJBigBrower September 14, 2014

skaddle-pack your own waffles

Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.

Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."

skaddle-pack your own waffles by HerpDerp2020 December 5, 2011

Waffles and pancakes 

A more family-friendly definition of the famous song WAP (Wet Ass Pussy). Mainly used for when your parents ask for what it means

Parent: Child, what does WAP mean?

Child: Uhhh, Waffles and pancakes

Waffles and pancakes by yourmumsgay69 October 26, 2020

Pool Wiffle

1. The greatest game ever created; Wiffleball played in and around a pool at the place that Carl built. 2. The best alternate to lampin buttass.

Craig: Yo I'm mad bored and tired of lampin buttass, what should we do?
Carl: Let's play some pool wiffle yo
Craig: Aight, no tank this game though... he's too good

Pool Wiffle by CarlCraig December 10, 2009