The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.
A LIGATT, is a person practicing quackery or some similar confidence trick in order to obtain money, fame or other advantages via some form of pretense or deception.
Guy said he was the World's #1 Car Stereo Installer, turned out he was a Ligatt, wired the speakers to the horn.