painting the deck furniture 

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

painting the deck furniture by h-dub July 28, 2004

Paint the Porcelain 

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.

Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

Paint the Porcelain by Raven3113 April 19, 2009

painting the sheets 

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

painting the sheets by yung lemon September 13, 2016

Painting the garage 

the act of providing oral pleasure to a female.

Jim is painting the garage, Sue is happy.

A husband with a happy wife, probably paints the garage often.

Painting the garage by GW Thrilla April 9, 2009

painting the pole 

Screwing a woman on her period.

My wife was on the rag so I was painting the pole last night.

painting the pole by buzzman October 29, 2006

paint the town 

to have a good time.
to go all over the town
to paint it with your body heat.

"hey becca i have to go paint the town"
"oh, thats cool i guess...?!"

paint the town by becca and amanda December 12, 2007

to paint the wagon 

Business speak for getting things done.

We have been waiting too long already; we have to paint the wagon now.

I didn’t expect her to finish the project on time, she surely painted that wagon.

to paint the wagon by TinoM December 4, 2009