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Hot Summer's Deuce 

A piping hot dump that you take in the middle of the summer (sometimes extending out into Indian summer) while in an outdoor public setting.
Holy sh*t, dude. Someone just sprayed a hot summer's deuce all over that f*cking Porta John!

Middle of the summer and you have a ripe case of swamp ass, perhaps you are out cutting grass or attending a baseball game. Suddenly the uncontrollable dump sensation sets in and you scurry to the restroom but don't make it and the dump falls out onto the ground.

deuce deuce 

The silly muthufucku pulls out a deuce-deuce. Little did he know I had a loaded 12-gauge.
deuce deuce by nokianinja October 7, 2002

Seven-Deuce 

Slang for the number 72.

It is meant to mean a 1972 model car carrying people about to pull off a drive by shooting. It is spoken by 2pac on his posthumous album Resurrection - Ghost, the lyrics were written before his death.
"A seven-deuce full of niggas goes by
Thought I was trippin' the second time they rolled, by
Recognized the plates, the faces looked familiar
Everybody swear they know the nigga that's gonna, kill ya"
Seven-Deuce by WGF_Crafty November 24, 2013

Snapping A Deuce 

Sometimes relief means snapping a deuce!
Snapping A Deuce by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

Ninja Deuce 

When you take a particularly nasty shit in the bathroom of someone you hardly know, then tell no one, like a true ninja master.
Holy shit dude, I am pretty sure that Rachel's friend whatsherface, ninja deuced us last night. Thats the last time i have her friends over for Mexican food, twat.
Ninja Deuce by Arsenal89 August 15, 2008

5 deuce 4 tre 

Two winning rolls in a game of dice or throwing bones where an additive score of 7 earns another roll. 5+2 and 4+3
"Life be like shakin' the dice - better bump back twice - like 5 deuce 4 tre, okay? Okay."
5 deuce 4 tre by Blair R January 24, 2008