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Snaggelybitch 

A female who's every actions or words deeply get on and under your nerves.

Also a female who needs to stop being your mans bestie
"Ugh these Snaggelybitches just need to get on and go home already."

"I can't stand that snaggelybitch"
Snaggelybitch by nikkiTblue November 26, 2015
Related Words
Person 1: Do you know Snaggy Mo

Person 2: No who’s “Snaggy Mo”
Person 1: Snaggy Mo is a sexy Black Streamer
Snaggy Mo by Twitter- twixOTF February 12, 2021

snaggle-hag 

Someone from the past who's a jackass that keeps fucking shit up and putting shit off for their future selves which ultimately ends up fucking themselves over.
That God damn past Jen not doing these reports!
Yeah she's a real snaggle-hag!
snaggle-hag by Neokidboyr October 19, 2018
A snagel is a delicious treat found at the Bandersnatch at Denison University in Ohio. To make a snagel, toast a plain bagel, spread your favorite cream cheese, then top generously with brown sugar. Mmmmm.
Man, I could really go for a delicious snagel right now.
snagel by megaaerodyne May 25, 2010

snaggletwat 

the unfortunate condition of a twat worn by overuse.
Her daily twatwaddles, and all that they encompassed, caused her to develop a noticeable snaggletwat.
snaggletwat by mystery cult March 23, 2008
Social
Networking
Attention
Grab
Message

The types of messages put up on Facebook, MySpace, etc. by people craving attention.

You see SNAGMs every day from people that want your attention but are too proud to ask for it directly, so they travel an annoying route to grab you but all you really wanna do is ignore them.
Jimmy Smalls posts a SNAGM on almost a daily basis. No one has hung out with him lately (probably cos his feet stink and his parents never have anything to eat in the fridge). Instead of dialing, texting or visiting a friend, he takes his woe to Facebook in the form of sympathy-seeking status updates such as:

Jimmy Smalls is swimming in a sea of sorrow.

Jimmy Smalls hates being Jimmy Smalls.

Jimmy Smalls is thinking about playing some Russian Roulette.

You get the idea! As you can see, Jimmy seems to be climbing a downward spiral. However, if Jimmy really wanted to do any harm to himself, he wouldn't post a warning on Facebook. Jimmy is just craving attention and there are plenty of Jimmys out there.
SNAGM by Geoff AF May 13, 2010