Little Caesar’s Hand Job 

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.

Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

Little Caesar’s Hand Job by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022

The Caesar's Curse 

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.

I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.

The Caesar's Curse by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022

Julia Caesar 

Giving your serial partner the thumbs up or thumbs down to continue to continue to intercourse after they perform oral sex.

Julia Caesar: Mark got the Julia Caesar and he was back at the bar by 10 pm.

Julia Caesar by GreenLantern80 July 1, 2022

Carter Caesar 

You have aspiration and inspiration, hope and guidance. Since you are intuitive and perceptive and you understand human nature. You have the power to achieve. Diplomacy and discretion make you a good mediator. You are inspired, introspective, and have a good understanding of the human heart. You can have the ability to commercialize your artistic talents successfully. You are often a mystery to others and to yourself. You are always reaching for something higher, without exactly knowing what that "higher" is.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
Dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. Your prime desire is to build protected and secure environment at home and at work. You can be very persuasive in achieving goals and gaining objectives. You can be very detailed and well-organized and possess great organizational skills. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most beneficent members of community.

Carter Caesar
(boss)

someone that is of extreme greatness . Often considered a GOD in some religions.

Carter Caesar by Cater Caesar May 31, 2023

Dry Caesar 

Any non-lubricated sexual act so depraved that one ought not describe it publicly.

I wanna dump her but damn I never had a Dry Caesar so good!

Dry Caesar by Big Philly the Thinker April 7, 2024

King Caesar 

King Caesar is a badass Kaiju introduced on Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. Nobody knows what the fuck he’s supposed to be but he’s inspired by the Shisa. He’s got the look of a dog and a lion, but just make up your mind.

Producer 1: Hmm… What animal is this?
Producer 2: King Caesar
Producer 1: war

King Caesar by Giragoji2x June 28, 2024

Feinious Caesar 

Another name for a dab pen for which you fein off of empirically.

“Let me get a few rips off the Feinious Caesar.”

Feinious Caesar by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025