weed stash 

The terrible lingering smell of your boyfriends facial hair after he has smoked weed.

Boyfriend: Give me a kiss

Girlfriend: No way you have a weed stash go wash that smell off your face.
Boyfriend: OK :(

weed stash by kissmysparkles November 7, 2012

weed lush 

A person who consumes a massive amount of marijuana.

Quit being such a weed lush and drink a beer like a man.

weed lush by bdub152 May 21, 2013

weedass 

Someone who graduated highschool with a maximum 1.5 GPA and succeeded in barely passing gym. One might see them agressively hitting on women younger or older than themselves and may be heard talking about all the drugs/bitches they are gonna do this weekend. Dont be surprised if they wind up being way too cool for you.

My cousin is nothing but a dirty drugaddicted weedass.

weedass by douche conoe enigma February 14, 2014

weed poachers 

People asking you who you get your weed from

Random kid-Hey Mathew this is some great weed man who do you get it from?

Mathew- I'm not telling you, you fucking weed poachers!!

weed poachers by DaChubKing February 24, 2014

weed rape 

To have weed taken from you without consent.

Person 1: Hey, are you down to chill tonight?

Person 2: No man, my roommate totally weed raped me. He just left me ten dollars and took the rest of my green. That shit wasn't consensual.

weed rape by gangstamusic May 28, 2014

weedicate 

To medicate with marijuana after an injuring oneself.

"I sprained my knee awkwardly, it really hurts."
"I hope you're going to weedicate yourself with some edibles."

weedicate by Znixx December 9, 2014

weed 

a plant that can make you really happy also something that mixes well with sex

im so fucking weed out
will you suck my dick im high
lets have some sex

weed by ghettogal24 January 8, 2015