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n a skill in any sport that is highly embarrassing when done ; an embarrassing moment in soccer/football
" Dude, I just had a Willie" or " Don't fall down and do a Willie"
Willie by Christian Aking March 19, 2008

Sloppy William 

A sandwich made with chilli, cheese and sliced up pork sausages, very similar to the American sloppy joe. Named in celebration of the engagement of Prince William and Kate Middlesworth (and subsequently the sex act that he will preform on her).

The sloppy William as a sex act involves dressing up as a member of the nazi party (preferably an SS officer) and systematically forcing your penis (refered to as a luger) into every orifice of the womans body including eye sockets. You then ejaculate into the girls eyes, collect the fluid up and mix it with boiling water and force her to inhale it to finish with what is described as the "gas chamber". Sick bastards!
Example 1
guy 1: Im hungry.
Guy 2 : Lets get a sloppy William

Example 2
Prince william: This sloppy william feels so good. hows it for you?
Kate M: It hurts my eyes but thats ok. as long as you finish with the gas chamber
Prince willy:Hey dad stop watching you dirty old perv
When we hear the name Willie we usually think of bikers, guitar players, and flaccid penises, but this particular type are fat, stinky, lazy bastards who don't know how to shower. And could be bikers, guitar players, and flaccid penises. They tend to look butch, but are actually guys. They usually look like the redneck, tow truckin', cracker type. And when eating they sweat like pigs and throw back a couple days worth of groceries in one setting...DAMN! You might find him greedy with money and possessions...even people. They can put on a good act of being friendly, then stab you in the back and steal your shit. They tend to be attracted to defeated women too. Desperate Ladies beware!
"Eew! Don't look, but there's a Willie staring at you."

"Girl...I think that you're being stalked by a Willie."

"OMG! That's one of those nasty ass Willies!"
Willie by CatOnArat July 6, 2012

William F. Buckley 

Publisher of the right-wing rag, "National Review". USed ironically becuase it rhymes with "Chuckley", which is to laugh a lot for no reason, which is what you get when you smoke weed.
"Dude, we smoked some killer doobi last night and got all William F. Buckley."
William F. Buckley by Jeffrey March 25, 2004
When you've had a couple bills or debts for a very long time and instead of decreasing the debt keeps getting larger they take on the term the "Williams" because over time your bills keep growing.

also called (The Williams)
"hell, man.... my bills are so old I'm starting to call them Willams now!"

"whats good homie? lemme borrow a few bucks"...."sorry man I wish I could, I got a bad case of the williams"

When you young you ain't got that much responsibilities and things to pay for but get older and get that mortgage, that car payment, that insurance payment.....my bills done grown up so much I can't even call them by their nickname no more, I got the Williams now!

williams lake 

A town that has one of the finest white rappers in all of the universe.
Williams Lake is home of the maafuckin D TANK.
williams lake by Poonis Fred December 28, 2007