snortsky 

When you crack a beer and instead of letting the foam sit at the top you snort it up you’re nose

“Aye man gimme a beer, cracks it oh bro it was shaken up!”

“SNORTSKY that shit!!”

snortsky by TheBoysss September 8, 2020

Shorter Wong 

An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.

Shorter Wong: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."

Shorter Wong by applepix December 8, 2020

catch your short 

asking someone if you can have the last few drags off the cigerette they are smoking.

Oh now, let me catch your short.

catch your short by prison linguist June 2, 2004

Snortworthy 

A humorous situation that is so funny a snort accompanies your laugh.

Gary: Did I ever tell you about the time that a llama hocked a wad of spit and grass into Leigh's face?

Nick: No! What happened?

Gary: Oh, man, is that a snortworthy story!

Snortworthy by Peter349 December 17, 2009

Short-fingered Vulgarian 

Generally used to refer to crude aging twitter addicts with poor spelling skills and even worse judgement. Poofy (bad) hair and spray tan are optional, but common ...

That short-fingered Vulgarian is spouting nonsense and lunacy on his Twitter feed *again*. The number of innapropriate tweets is unpresidented...

Short-fingered Vulgarian by Fugotheugo December 22, 2016

The Long and the Short 

A phrase used at the end of an unbelievably long and boring story to summarize what you have just heard, thereby giving you both the long version and the short version of the story. It is often confused with the phrase to make a long story short, however, the speaker using this phrase has no intention of making the story short.

I want to tell you all about my amazing day, after borrowing your car this morning I went to the supermarket. At the supermarket I bought organic vegetables, but was not able to buy organic tomatoes. After the supermarket, I went to the hardware store ... When I was leaving the football stadium, this black sports car came racing towards me and collided into me head-on. The police were called, but no one was injured. I estimate the damage to your car will cost at least $20,000 to repair. The long and the short, I totaled your car!!

The Long and the Short by Superdragout January 19, 2010

fall short

fail to reach a certain standard or amount, fail to attain something, be insufficient

Adam fell short of cash and had to borrow from me.
When food supplies fall short, they seek our help.

fall short by yasserare April 27, 2012