Jerking Off 

1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.

"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."

Jerking Off by allnaturalMSG May 21, 2008

Jerking off 

Something to make guys feel ashamed of themselves.

Im jerking off.

Jerking off by Dick 1 2 3 November 6, 2020

jerked-off 

when a jerk gets voted of a reality show

Man that celebrity apprentice when Donald Trump jerked-off Garry Busey was a real great watch.

jerked-off by Shafty McJonhson October 14, 2011

Jerking Off 

A male (Usually male) starts by lubricating, then strokingthe penis. A male will start having an erection/jerking off due to hormones. A male will usually start jerking off at the ages 10-14. Some males may start as late as 16. Males will also jerk off through out their life.

Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.

Males will also jerk off even after they get married and have regular sex.

Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.

Jim lubricates his penis then begins jerking off , or thrusting his hand in an up and down motion. While on his bed after being aroused by the porno playing on his laptop.

Jerking Off by KarsZ July 5, 2019

Jerkin' off Stalefish 

The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.

yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.

Jerkin' off Stalefish by bigdonghealey May 7, 2011

Jerking off stalefish 

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

Jerking off stalefish by nathan May 13, 2005

Jerking off with the non-dominant hand 

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.

Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.

Jerking off with the non-dominant hand by Gee Twat December 30, 2009