Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass
My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies
Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.
That dude is straight certified country he's crazy man!!! But he's a damn good dude!!!
2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook
"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"