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The Winkies 

When you're so tired that you start acting all loopy, giggling at everything, making no sense, etc. Also referred to as being "sleepy-drunk."
Man, you should have heard the ridiculous stuff that Tiff started saying around 2AM. She had the winkies and she couldn't stop giggling at the word 'buttons.'
The Winkies by Latishaz March 17, 2011

winking stinker 

Refers to the anus and its appearnce.
She turned over and we did it doggie style while her winking stinker stared right at me.
winking stinker by carstaires February 13, 2009

Winking Sphinx 

The quivering effect on your butthole after eating bad quality food.
Engineer 1: "The lunch they got us today is making my butthole quiver."

Engineer 2: "Oh you mean you have a wicked case of the Winking Sphinx?"
Winking Sphinx by daHannibal September 2, 2012
the inner regions of a very heavy person's butt crack. Like a brazier for the female bust it is a holder or carrier for dark and saddening winds.
Used in sentence: "As Big Phil stood up, it suddenly smelled like he had popped the clip on his windier"
Windier by Assimmie April 25, 2014
To be smarter, better looking, more athletic, and just overall just the greatest person alive.
Wow, that guy Eric is a Winnier!
winnier by Ericwinnier1987 November 7, 2018
wilkie is the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of a night and instead of make himself a nice morning cuppa, he will pack himself a ripper of a beug. he'll look up, stare into your eyes and say play farken ball kid, in that moment wilkie is prepared for anything. not to mention he is just a menace of bloke, stinks beers like water and slams 7s for breakfast. bailey lives life by a, do first, think later mentality, kinda a blessing he's still kickin.
example 1:
guy 1: hey man are you okay you like a bit off?
wilkie: well cunt its probly the fark load of md i just took, i need a beer and a 4, feelin kinda zapped

example 2:

wilkie: *blows 0.23 the next morning after town*
cops: you should eat man, it'll help
wilkie: fark off cunt eat is cheating
wilkie by legaliseroofies November 2, 2020