By the Hammer of Thor 

An Exclamation, A Reference to the Tool used by the Mythological God of Thunder, Cursing without Cursing

"By the Hammer of Thor, I am Running Late!"

By the Hammer of Thor by AbrahamRunning December 16, 2007

Hammer of Thor 

The sexual act of grasping ones member the second before ejaculation and squeezing to such an extent that your hand begins to shake. The desired effect being, the sperm redirects and shoots the opposite way back into the body causing you to trick your member (dick) into thinking it's on nut #2 without he sensitivity or need for a pause that comes with the second round.
But the move does have it's draw backs and the user will experience blue balls the following morning or day after.

Use with caution!

I almost came on stroke five last night when I was with my girl in bed but I pulled the Hammer of Thor" and I lasted almost an out and half.

Hammer of Thor by style September 7, 2014

I Am Thor 

An expression used when flinging something violently at someone, ranging from chairs to buildings.

I am Thor!!! (said while throwing bricks at someone's head)

I Am Thor by oboe July 11, 2005

hammer of thor'd 

Wound sustained while extremely drunk. Refers to Thor who hits you with his hammer when youre not looking.

dem bitches was hammer of thor'd.

hammer of thor'd by peterbrendanaaronevan May 20, 2007

Black Thor'd 

The act of receiving an oversized black dildo in either the anus or vagina with tremendous force causing excruciating pain.

Did you hear about that girl Becky getting black thor'd at Mike's party. I heard she couldn't walk for two weeks.

Black Thor'd by bmanvegas November 3, 2016

The Hammer of Thor

A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.

Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”

The Hammer of Thor by Monkey Shagger May 1, 2020

I am Thor! 

when you are engaged in the act of sex (doggy style) in your right hand holding a paper clip or some other sort of small metal object. you then take said small metal object and shove it in a light socet and scream at the top of your lungs "I am Thor!" sending electricity through your cock in to your loving partner. Remember to hold said metal object in your right hand or it will go across your heart and kill you.

(Going all doggy style and shiz)
Girl- "this is boring. You need to step up your game"
Guy-" okay bitch" Now stick in paper clip "I am thor!"

I am Thor! by Kleetis III May 28, 2009