pms

Time of the month to cheat on your girlfriend/wife.

Come on, how can you blame us?

My girlfriend is having PMS, so I'll need a temporary girlfriend. Big tits is a plus.

pms by best definitions ever January 6, 2007

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PMS

Permanent Munchies Syndrome

Man, I've smoked so much pot, I think I have PMS.

PMS by Piff Lyons October 30, 2006

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pms

Something girls make up, to excuse their lack of self-control. A load of bull.

(And, yes, I'm a girl. I know what a period is, and it's nothing to irritate guys with. Jesus.)

Girl: God, I love you!
Guy: Love you, too, babe.
Girl: UGH, you're so insensitive!
Guy: ...
Girl: Sorry, it's stupid PMS.
Guy: Give me a break.

pms by NightOwlsAreBetter September 3, 2006

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PMS

PMS in the textbook is premenstral. PMS can also stand for Pretty Mean Sister or Pissy, Moody and Snappy.

Hey man, can I crash at your place for a couple of days? Yeah, she's having that special time.....

Guy 1: Man she is pms

Guy 2: premenstral?
Guy 1: no she's pissy, moody and snappy

Guy 2: ohhh snap

PMS by b&m1788 May 18, 2015