i’m going to kermit suicide 

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.

I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)

i’m going to kermit suicide by dudperfect October 15, 2018

spicy kermit 

the act of cutting off a mans penis, putting the cut off penis in a blender, adding an appreciate amour of milk and spices, then making the victim drink it.

the cerial killer preformed a spicy kermit to the victim.

spicy kermit by Kyle Snook April 29, 2011

leap kermit 

see leap frog

Me and my friends are going to play Leap Kermit.

leap kermit by wolfe4321234 April 9, 2010

Corporate Kermit 

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.

Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.

Corporate Kermit by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 22, 2019

The Kermit

To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.

I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!

The Kermit by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021

Stripper kermit 

It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*

"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"

Stripper kermit by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021

Busty Kermit 

A term referring to someone, usually a zesty aesthetically challenged female, that enjoys pegging. Busty Kermit's are typically found in the wild as alt girls, e girls,

"POV Busty Kermit in matteos room begging to peg him for free val carry in comp"

Busty Kermit by The Captain of the Rocks December 8, 2022