Abraham Lincoln 

A statue people hail like a chief while they try and get all the Confederate ones removed. Washington owned slaves and so far nobody has suggested demolishing Washington monument or Mount Rushmore, it would almost seem like terrorism, so what's with the double standard against one kind of statue or monument and not the other?

People treat Abraham Lincoln's statue like the HNIC while they don't respect any symbol of the Confederacy or think it has any right to be there. What's with the double standard, when did one become so good and the other so bad? When the first updated editions of history books were written in 1866?

Abraham Lincoln by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

Abraham Tozier 

He’s cold as ice and will defend his loved ones fiercely. Heart of Gold if he lets you see it. Wicked Smaht knows lots of shit about a lot of stuff. Just ask him! He’s part of the rainbow mafia, so you know, don’t come for him unless he sends for you.

Abraham Tozier fucked your father and your brother while your mom was baking him cookies.

Abraham Tozier by Carlene Abbot November 23, 2021

Abraham lincoln fours 

A person shoes that look like church shoes

"Damn lorenzo you got the Abraham lincoln fours on . I don't know whether to restate the fourth amendment or praise the lord 😂".

Abraham lincoln fours by Raxzie boi December 1, 2021

abraham aim 

The art of jumping off of a bench with a boner and landing in a vagina.

Wes was thinking about he was going to Abraham aim his girlfriend, but he forgot his Viagra, and the evening was ruined.

abraham aim by Hellow_Moto December 25, 2021

Abraham Lincoln 

One of the most open-minded presidents, especially near the end of his tenure.

Abraham Lincoln hated the Confederacy until John Wilkes Booth opened his mind.

Abraham Lincoln by Anonymous Alligator January 14, 2022

abraham mccarthy 

The one who attracts the broccoli and the sticky tape to his basement where he keeps people

Abraham mccarthy attracts the broccoli men

abraham mccarthy by Gosmore520 May 31, 2022

Abraham Dar 

Abraham Dar is a short gremlin and is also short tempered. Whenever there's a problem he would always attempt to mend it with violence. However, a lot of people do not know that. Also, whenever there's a challenge he will never give up.

You're such an Abraham Dar

Abraham Dar by UwUcatgirl12345 September 25, 2022