3 definitions by Anonymous Alligator

ctrl+shift+w

A keyboard shortcut built into the Google Chrome browser (and some others) which, when invoked, closes all tabs in the focused window. Used to instantly erase visual evidence of objectionable activity.

I was browsing the Web for adult material when my mother walked into my room. Luckily I used ctrl+shift+w to close the incognito window I was using and she didn't suspect a thing.

by Anonymous Alligator April 6, 2018

Abraham Lincoln

One of the most open-minded presidents, especially near the end of his tenure.

Abraham Lincoln hated the Confederacy until John Wilkes Booth opened his mind.

by Anonymous Alligator January 15, 2022

Chinaperson

The politically correct way to say "Chinaman."

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Chinaperson, please.

by Anonymous Alligator October 12, 2021