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the break up

when you want to break up with your boyfriend, but dont know how, give him a hand job. and when he jizzes, slap it on his face and tell him you're done.
i performed "the break up" with my ex boyfriend because i didnt know how else to do it
the break up by schroeder6 July 8, 2009
A derogatory name for a KU fan.
KU fan: "Rock chalk jayhawk"

MU fan: What a gay f*in beaker
beaker by aTiGeRfAn January 30, 2009

continental breakfast 

Two eggs and a sausage in the mouth all at the same time.
I did not think she could have done it but some how she managed to give me the continental breakfast.

breakfast 

The most greetable and welcomed meal of the day. See Hello Breakfast.

break up beard 

the very unattractive beard that guys grow for the month or two following a break up, usually with the guy getting cruelly dumped
Guy 1: I see Matt and Lucy broke up
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through
break up beard by SRVciple November 8, 2011

break the ice 

To fart for the first time in front of your significant other.
I've been dating her for a year, and I'm still scared to break the ice .
break the ice by West Coast Urbanite September 12, 2016