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Williamsburg 

A part of Brooklyn known for its hipster population. North Williamsburg (near the L train) is generally filled with trustafarians, overpriced bars, and vintage clothing stores, where South Williamsburg (near the JMZ train) is still home to a large Hasidic and Hispanic population.
"I've thought about getting a job, but if I did that, I'd never have time to make art!"
Williamsburg by zenostortoise November 25, 2004
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Spoogin Williams 

See "Throbin Williams"

When thinking of Robin Williams during a romantic situation in hopes of suppressing the penis but coming to a homosexual revelation when the erection worsens to the point of ejaculation.
"Oh god, I have a Throbin Williams. Uh oh, Spoogin Williams!"

dank williams

that dankness. what shmokers live for, die for, get high for! unh. parody on legit, real person with name "Hank Williams"
Person 1: yow homediddly. down to kick back with good ol', mr dank williams?

Person 2: you know I is. lightah!
dank williams by dtrubble October 14, 2012

Williams Air Force Base 

An Air Force Base in Arizona which was shut down in the 1990's. It no longer exists. If you were one of the lucky few born on this military establishment, congradulations, you do not exist either. You are a paradox for being alive. You were actually not born anywhere.
Embassy Employee: "Where were you born?"
Visa applicant: "Williams Air Force Base, Arizona in the U.S."
Embassy Employee: "There is no such place. I need you're REAL birthplace."
Visa Applicant: "Here is a copy of my Birth Certificate. It says Williams Air Force Base."
Embassy Employess: "What city is that in?"
Visa Applicant: "Ah...Williams Air Force Base."
Embassy Employee: "Ma'am, the computer says that city does not exist."
Visa Applicant: "But I do, so it must exist."
Embassy Employee: "No, it doesn't."

Billy Dee Williams 

1. Any cool motherfucker.

2. anything that oozes cool.

3. Smooth ass actor who played as Lando Calrissian in Star Wars "The Empire Strikes Back" and "The Return of the Jedi".
1. J Dolo: " Don't be walkin' around all Billy Dee Williams when you still owe me money "

2. Destro Vanderbeek "Man those shoes are Billy Dee Williams!"

3. <seriously>
Billy Dee Williams by Darth Wells December 2, 2007

Brian Williamsing 

blatantly lying or fabricating a story
She was totally Brian Williamsing. Leo DiCaprio did not deliver a pizza to her door last night.

A total Brian Williams 

When someone embellishes a story about an experience they had, but the other people who were there quickly call them out in their bullshit.
Adam: "Yeah, these dudes at the bar were talking shit so I broke my beer bottle and threatened to cut them."

Stephen: "No, you didn't. They were laughing at your fedora, so you went to a booth and made fun of them when they were out of earshot. You're such a total Brian Williams."