Paint the Octopus 

Code word to say that you had sexual intercourse for the very first time. (Octopus is often painted purple)
See: Octopusnity

David said, "Hey guys tonight I'm going to Paint the Octopus"

Paint the Octopus by Lilly Asaurus January 20, 2009

paint the canvas 

to ejaculate forcefully upon an object/person

I told Gilbert to paint the canvas all over Nooch's eager face.

paint the canvas by zachary timmerman December 13, 2009

painting the door 

something you make up so you dont have to watch football with your high school friends

High school friends: hi chris, do you want to join us today for the football games?
Chris: No, im painting the door

High school friends: Grow up Chris, you'll never be invited again

painting the door by #celebjihad November 16, 2014

paint the ceiling red 

Slang for committing suicide. Blood and brains get all over the ceiling

these valoniggas make me want to paint the ceiling red

paint the ceiling red by cockswing March 24, 2022

Painting the Fence 

The act of a guy rubbing his scholong up and down the outer vagina making the female "wet". Hence, like using paintbrush motions. UP&DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I painted that bitches fence until she screamed for me to put it in her snatch!

Painting the Fence by M&R November 27, 2004

paint the ceiling 

Whack off. Most commonly in a lazy boy armchair.

I think im gonna stay in tonight, pop in a porn and just paint the ceiling

paint the ceiling by Col. John C. Hosebag July 18, 2006

Painting the walls

{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.

I was sharing a room all week, so when I get home I am going to be painting the walls.

Painting the walls by Kirk September 6, 2005