just jerking you off 

A way to tell someone you are just joking or teasing with them.

Howie: "Yo Rj, did you hear cory and jason are gay lovers now?"

Rj: "No way, really?"

Howie: "Nah, im just jerking you off."

just jerking you off by mikecox is huge March 24, 2010

jerking off 

masturbating

"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."

jerking off by Anonymous August 19, 2003

jerking off 

something that you don't do at someone else's house

OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!

jerking off by not eton April 4, 2007

Jerking your mouth off

When all someone does is talk shit and the more they do the more toxic waste comes out.

Guy: I can't stand John Walsh. All he does is talk about fugitives being on the loose! He needs to get a life!

Girl: Quit jerking your mouth off. I can smell the shit when you open it.

Jerking your mouth off by Luna Belle December 11, 2009

Jerking off Stalefish 

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

Jerking off Stalefish by CollaBear June 12, 2012

are you jerking me off? 

a term you say when something happens that pisses you off or irritates you

Jimmy: hey did you study for the big test
Me: what test?
Jimmy: the English test
Me: are you jerking me off? We had a test today

are you jerking me off? by Peanutlicker36 August 15, 2016

jerking off stalefish 

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.

I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.

jerking off stalefish by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007