Weak Constitution

Poor health; prone to catching colds or illnesses, or having to stay home in bed. Not physically strong or robust.

The winters were tough on his already weak constitution, putting him even further out of touch with his more athletic cousins.

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constiplating

contemplating a bowel movement

You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.

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When your computer decides to not work; if so, very very slowly and painfully.

*Smacks Computer* "Damnation!! My Computah's got COMPSTIPATION!"

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When asked if she could give a "handy", Cindy checked her Prostitution Constitution.

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Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.

Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.

constitution by angry August 28, 2003

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The condition you get when you're belly is so bloated that you have a combination of a (near to full term) food baby AND constipation

Ell: babe do you fancy some pizza or curry?
Me: I couldn't eat another thing after yesterday's foodfest - look at my belly I've got bad fonstipation

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What the 45th POTUS thinks about the US Constitution primarily because he has never read it and therefore thinks it does not exist.

Why don’t you check out that phony Emoluments Clause in the fake Constitution?

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