carbonated crazy 

The feeling of something getting on your last nerve, of feeling like you can't take it anymore, of being anxious or fed up to the point where you feel like a soda can shaken up and then not released.

Bertha: "Hey, Hortense, you seem a little tense."

Hortense: "It's that damn break-room door. I've been hearing it all day. 'Squeak, fweee! Squeak, FWEEET! Fwee!'"

Bertha: "You getting enough B-12? Cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!"

carbonated crazy by AmyBeans September 15, 2010

Carbon Curbstomp 

A carbon curbstomp is the mark you leave when you don't give a shit about the environment.

Al: "Your carbon footprint will be through the roof if you drive that Hummer."

Me: "Carbon footprint? I don't give a SHIT about the environment. I'll leave a carbon curbstomp."

Carbon Curbstomp by shizzamz5 November 22, 2010

Carbon Muncher

Someone who eats hairy pussy.

Damn. He ate Caitlyn last night. Fucking carbon muncher. Smh. o3o

Carbon Muncher by Bitch you wish you had ♥ January 5, 2012

Carbon Dating 

When you date a boomer eg: someone of the older generation

I asked your mom out , I'm basically carbon dating at this point.

Carbon Dating by Boomer longlive namvets September 5, 2019

Carbondale Crystal Chronic 

a type of marijuana that supposedly exists but obviously doesn't because the person telling you about it is the shadiest motherfucker alive. Name taken from Carbondale, IL where the phrase was invented.

hey man you want some carbondale crystal chronic? No, i don't buy drugs from crackheads.

Carbondale Crystal Chronic by wolfeezy April 19, 2009

carbon dating 

When a really old man dates a really young woman.

Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is 25--looks like they're carbon dating.

carbon dating by ll00l0l January 20, 2011

Carbondale, PA 

A small town in Northeastern Pennsylvania that was once a great town to live in but is now pretty much a ghetto filled with muffin-tops, toothless wonders, and wellfair freeloaders. The only small town that is capable of having 14 year old drug dealers.

Man 1: Your wife is trailer trash.
Man 2: Don't blame me she's from Carbondale, PA!

Carbondale, PA by thePLLaddict May 6, 2012