Skrimski

When an English person tries to do an impression of a Polish person, Skrimski is the first word that comes to mind.

Hello Dad. Skrimski LEVANDINVSKI Son!

Skrimski by Mike Southrop June 14, 2021

Skyrimaholic 

When one seems to be addicted to The Elder Scrolls: V Skyrim so much, that they wind up losing their whole life for the game.

Adam: "Hey Mack, me and the guys are going out tonight. Wanna join us?"

Mack: "Nah man, I've gotta kill 8 more dragons on Skyrim to get all the scales and bones I need to make this armor, but I'll have a few drinks in Skyrim just like what we'd do if I went out with you guys, ok?"

Adam: "Pfft, whatever Skyrimaholic"

Mack Completely oblivious to what Adam said: "Yeah man alright, talk to you in a few years or something."

Skyrimaholic by AdamBell March 21, 2012

skyrme

(v) to skyrme: to masterbate. From the Latin skyreme...
skyrmo skyrmmus
skyrms skyrmtis
skyrmt skyrmunt

E.g. That Little Bob buys so many jazz mags, he must skyrme all night long!

skyrme by Dr Johnson January 27, 2005

skrimps 

Ghetto Ass way of saying 'shrimp'

"Im 'bout to go get me some skrimps and steak at Red Lobster"

skrimps by Yo mama June 5, 2003

Side Skrimping

The act of cutting in line while stepping sideways in the manner of a crab like crustacean this can also be used to describe the actions of the animal its self

.1 Man that fucker just side skrimpt us!
.2 Dude that crab is side skrimping like a mother fucker! Look at how fast he is! LOOK AT EM!

Side Skrimping by Crimcrams March 28, 2019

Skyrimjob 

The act of saying "Fus Ro" as best you can while licking out someone's ass, and then pressing your lips tightly against their anus while shouting "DAH!" with as much force as you can, effectively filling their rectum with your shout.

Sally: You'll have to excuse me, I'm a little flatulent today.
Samantha: Why? What did you eat?
Sally: Nothing, but Sam gave me a Skyrimjob last night.

Skyrimjob by -33 October 23, 2013

SkyrimPlayzYT 

This Fortnite Battle Royale grinder and I mean grinder grinds his xbox for fortnite everyday . If you have seen this grinder please contact ContactRaptor76 for more info. He also has 1 subscriber which is his deceased male cow . SkyrimPlayzYT also goes to a rehabilitation centre in Norway because he murdered the male cow that was his subscriber.

Broo its SkyrimPlayzYT

SkyrimPlayzYT by bobthebuildersrs January 24, 2019