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Premature Sending 

Example 1:

When you are responding to a text message (or e-mail) and you get side-tracked or think of something else, and you click send prematurely.

Example 2:

You're typing / texting and you accidentally hit send

Usually doesn't make sense
Sometimes can have negative effects
person 1: So what are you up to this evening?
person 2: I'm go

*Person 2 demonstrates clear example of premature sending*
Premature Sending by Bozzzy May 21, 2009
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Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome 

Incorrectly praising an artists work for something that the artist did not intend to do.

Etymology: The game Aliens Vs. Predator for the Atari Jaguar was praised for the heightened tension created by the fact that certain enemies didn't make any noise when they saw you, however this was really only because the game cartridge could not fit any more sounds onto it.
The praise of the complex verbiage of James Joyce is actually Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome, he was in fact simply drunk.

predator missile 

your chilling at the club and your friend says 'yo watch out theres a predator missile coming right at you!'

Premature Stabulation 

Lunging to stab someone WAY too early in Call of Duty, followed by being stabbed by the enemy.
John: Did you kill that guy?
Jeff: No, I prematurely stabulated!!!
John: That sucks
Jeff: I'm so frickin pissed!!!
John: Classic case of premature stabulation

The Predator Missle 

the sexual act of hovering over ones partner shitting on thier stomach and screaming FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE ON THE WAY.

note: this technique is best preformed by suprise
bionca: oh franky i love you! lick my pussy. wait what are you doing?!

franky: FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE ON THE WAY YOU SLUT!

bionca: did you just shit on me?! oh im so turned on

franky: yeah you just got the predator missle you filthy whore!

Premature Gesticulation 

Waving your hands about before it's absolutely necessary.
As I backed my truck toward her car she began waving her hands about frantically. I said "Hey lady, I can see your car, don't get all premature gesticulation on me!"

premature regretulation 

A situation in which you are about to engage in sexual relations with someone who is so ugly, boring, or otherwise unappealing that you regret the decision before you have even removed your clothes.
He was so drunk last night that premature regretulation couldn't stop him from hooking up with that butterball.