cheese dick 

Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !

cheese dick by Anonymous October 15, 2003

cream cheese dick 

Definition to use after you have had sex with a girl that has a yeast infection and still had her cunt cream on. Its what your dick looks like after you are done

Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick

cream cheese dick by THEBIGO August 11, 2006

dick in cheese 

It means a big failure that can never be undone also referenced also to sponk

Oh I’m such a dick in cheese I missed the golf hole

dick in cheese by sponkqueen December 12, 2017

Cheese dick 

Someone who's cheesy and acts like a dick.

His was a fucking cheese dick

Cheese dick by Jesusthesonofhuddinge September 9, 2019

cheesecake dick 

someone who is slow. also refers to the conformation of one's penus. flat and like a cheesecake.

Yo hurry up cheescake dick.

I heard you have a cheesecake dick.

cheesecake dick by KING FRIDGE December 2, 2007

cheese dick 

The person that started this website

Who's the cheese dick that started this stupid website

cheese dick by fredz July 26, 2006

Melted cheese dick 

the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron

me last night with a whore melted cheese dick

Melted cheese dick by duncan mcleod February 22, 2009