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Christiaan 

Christiaan - Name

Someone with the name Christiaan is obviously the most charismatic fellow you shall ever meet. He can easily swoon all the ladies with his charm, and talks to females 24/7. Though usually surrounded by hoards of females, he always makes time for his group of homies, and often acts as a wingman for them when needed. He is a sweet and caring fellow, and always tries to cheer-up his friends when they are in strife.
"My day was going pretty rough, but then Christiaan came over and gave me a great pep talk!"

"You can always tell when Christiaan walks into a room. All the chicks flock to him!"
Christiaan by KoalaShark October 1, 2013
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christel 

beutiful sexy and stunning girl that will always keep a smile on someones face. a bit selfish sometimes but will always sort it out .this girls in young life is not so popular or hubba hubba but will tern to a godess in a few years time .she is also very funny and is a class clown in nearly every lesson!if you get this girl angry you might be in a hostpital bed and a body part maybe irratated a girl named christel usually has long blonde-ginger hair and blue-green eyes
christel grait in bed
everyone dreams of christel
christel is a amazing friend
christel by true-facts94 August 8, 2018

christian yelich 

the hottest baseball player in major league baseball and hits mad dingers
did you hear christian yelich hit a homerun ... again?
christian yelich by hahaokay November 16, 2019

Corpus Christi Parish 

A Catholic Church located in Sandwich MA. The parking lot is very well known for being a very popular spot to have intercourse with your significant other, which is really fucked up seeing as it's a church.
Guy 1: I fucked Shelly last night at Corpus Christi Parish, it was the best!

Guy 2: Dude what's wrong with you?! That's a church.

Guy 1: Hey it's where everyone goes, that is one unholy place you know what i'm saying haha

Guy 2: You're a fucking weirdo
Corpus Christi Parish by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017

Sunday Christian 

The name given to a Christian who attends church on a Sunday and pretends to be nice and kind yet outside of the building and for every other day of the week is simply a nasty bastard who doesn't give a damn about anyone or anything. Normally hangs around in cliques and is very critical, condescending and judgemental.
Things a typical Sunday Christian say.

"Jean, there's a man outside the church who needs something to eat. He looks very cold and hungry."
"Enough of your nonsense, I've done my Christian duty for today and besides I need to get home as there's a TV show I want to watch."
"That's not very charitable. Look, there's a tin of tuna on the side and a loaf of bread. I think we can extend some Christian love to this gentleman."
"You listen here. Don't you get on the wrong side of me or I shall write a scathing letter to the church elders about what I see as your impertinence. Now, don't you cross me. Just usher him away and let's get out of here. I've got better things to be doing with my time than spending time with low-lifes like him."
"Yes Jean."
Sunday Christian by mammarylane September 17, 2017

Westminster Christian Academy 

A high school in St.Louis that that goes through grades 7-12. One of the only high schools in St.Louis without lights on the football field and is a common joke. WCA is also known for there pride in Spirit Week, being very good in baseball and Juuling in the back of the bus.

Its "Cool" to Juul...
Where do you go?

I go to Westminster Christian Academy.

Christiani

Only thee most AMAZING girl in the whole wide world. She is the most beautiful and kind and sweet girl that you could ever know.
Christiani looks pretty in that dress today.
Christiani by MysterioM45 February 5, 2010