The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole 

There is rumored to be a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin, in which it sucks in all of the dads in the city, therefore leaving everybody with no father figure. (Donut Operator reference)

Hey did you hear about The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole?
No what's that?
It's a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin that sucks in all of the dads that live there leaving everyone without a father figure.
Oh so that's why I don't have a dad...

The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole by sugondesenuts420 September 28, 2022

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! by Thlayli February 22, 2003

urban dictionary black hole 

when the 'showman' gets behind in processing definitions, backing up his/her/its' 'system'!, good, worthy definitions get 'lost' in the shuffle, possibly appearing in the next ice age, possibly NOT!! -no author knowledge of acceptance OR rejection!!

did you ever get boomer gone! into u.d.? no, its' still lost in the urban dictionary black hole

urban dictionary thumbs down clown missing out on a lot of 'good' definitions, lost in the urban dictionary black hole

urban dictionary black hole by michael foolsley July 13, 2011

The Black Hole

The space between the front seats in your car, and the E-Break/Shift Nob. The place where all things good in this world dissapear.

person1:"hey, looking for a place to stash that murder weapon."

person2:"yeah, ya know places are becoming harder to find these days...<_<...>_>...i mean...no, what murder weapon...*points* Look at the kitty!!!

person1:"0o0o0o0o kiiiitttyyyyy..."

person2:*stuffs it down the black hole in between the seats*

person1:"...wait...heeeeey"

The Black Hole by espionage December 9, 2008

information black hole 

a place marked by a complete absence of information, i.e. no information can enter that place nor can any information come out. also called info black hole.

The murderer has been put in a solitary cell that looks like an information black hole.

information black hole by uttam maharjan February 2, 2010

Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux 

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.

Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!

Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux by P.I amacher April 9, 2011

Insecure Black Hole 

A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.

"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."

"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."

"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."

"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."

"I want a man who can use his words."

"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"

Insecure Black Hole by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021