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Give It To The Ones Who Smoked 

In a group of people, when a part of the group smokes weed and they have any kind of food, they don’t have to share it with the other part of the group, which didn’t smoke any weed, as they won’t have munchies caused by the weed.
Harold: Yo give me some of them Fruit Pastilles.

John: Nah fam. Got munchies innit.

Derrek: Exactly. Give it to the ones who smoked.
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the man who fucked the monkey 

The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.
So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?

Tax cuts for the rich.

You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids

Fucking Doctor Who

Kingston in UK slang to describe something positive, good or cool. Does not have anything to do with the popular family TV program, Doctor Who.
Mmm.. this sandwich is fucking doctor who.

You're getting married? OH MY GOD SO FUCKING DOCTOR WHO!!

Mrs Armstrong gave me a detention for pointing out that even if you cant draw in perspective you wont die miserable and lonely. Thats so not fucking doctor who.
Fucking Doctor Who by CowPidgin November 10, 2006

Gay Faggot who likes men 

Lane Collins, Baker City Oregon
A gay faggot who likes men is lane collins.

Doctor who 

Doctor Who is about a timelord from the planet Gallifrey. The timelords name is in known, but he refers to himself as "The Doctor". He saves lives ad fights off Daleks, Cybermen, The Master, etc... His wife is River Song and only she knows his name. River Song is also technically his daughter too, it's complicated. The Doctor travels with different companions threw time and space in his T.A.R.D.I.S (Time And Relitive Dimention In Space).
I with The Doctor was real!

I want to travel with the doctor!

Doctor Who is the best show ever!!!
Doctor who by CharlotteStegosaurus September 21, 2016

Says who? 

An expression used to challenge the truth of a speaker's assertion when the speaker has provided no supporting evidence or reasoning and has thus left only his own questionable authority as the basis for acceptance.
Math Teacher: History is a useless subject.
History Teacher: Oh, really? Says who?
Says who? by Mesai January 3, 2021

He Who Must Not Be Named 

Harry Potter's Wizarding World's most feared Dark Magic Wizard named Lord Voldemort or He Who Must Not Be Named/You Know Who.
Friend: Who do you fear most?
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named
Bully: Disappointing. You didn't die. Who's gonna kill you then
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named
Teacher: I saw you copying someone's test. Tell me!
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named