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Offended on behalf of someone else 

One of the most annoying things to come across is someone who is offended on behalf of someone else, especially when that other person themselves isn't offended or even a victim. It's when someone is offended by something that isn't an attack on them.
American Liberals are offended on behalf of someone else when they try to make us replace "Indian" with "Native American", even when Indians themselves prefer the former and are not offended at all.
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No offense 

The short line used after a very offensive and usually embarrassing statement which supposeably makes everything the 'sender' said socially acceptable.
Leevon: OHH MYY GOD ALAA! Your such a little bitch ass, stupid pin dicked, cock sucking mother fucker who smells like absolute shit! no offense. =)

Alaa: lol (OMG im so glad he said no offense or i would of taken it offensively)
No offense by Wavell September 29, 2008

the offender

A custom burger at Wendy's, that contains:
a hamburger patty,
a chicken breast,
bacon,
cheese

and then go nuts.
The ultimate vegan offender!
'Yo dude, let's go to Wendy's, I'm craving the Offender.'
the offender by matt77 May 23, 2007

Little Debbie's Repeat Offender 

A man poops into a woman's gaping asshole, and she holds it all in. The man then has sex with the woman in her pussy. Right before he orgasms he pulls out, and punches her in the stomach as hard as he can, forcing her to re-poop his poop. As the turd comes out he cums on it.
Duke just got out of jail and that chick he's dancing with better watch out or she'll meet Little Debbie's repeat offender.

Strike Offensive 

4 Piece Trendless Thrash Metal band from Reading, UK formed on the rum fueled evening of the 25th of April 2008. Playing the purest, most balls out 80's inspired thrash metal without the taint of modern day 'fashion' metal, e.g. Emo, Screamo etc.

Fans of Strike Offensive call themselves Strike Offenders

The offensive starts here...

www.strikeoffensive.com
Dude, did you see Strike Offensive thrash the fuck out last night?

Yeah man, they were fucking awesome!!

non-offensive swears 

What people too religious to swear say.
He insulted her with non-offenisve swears.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am a very religious person and I will tell you that I will swear."
non-offensive swears by Katie October 6, 2003

Offensive Joke 

An offensive joke can refer or be offensive to someone or something.
Jack: Wanna hear an offensive Joke!

John: Sure!

Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind

John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)