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Youtube Bloke 

A man born in the early to mid 90s whose primary source of information is semi-comic youtube videos. They are usually sceptical of new forms of social media and consume content that reaffirms their existing beliefs.

At social gatherings Youtube Blokes can be found sharing their favourite videos with others. Although the reason for this behaviour is uncertain it has been theorised to be a sign of affection.
Max spent three hours this morning watching old fail army videos. He's become such a youtube bloke since we graduated.
Youtube Bloke by Leonard Kelly January 10, 2024
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Road Bloke 

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.
"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."
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Odd bloke 

The scariest creature to ever exist in this entire multiverse, 100% will kill you violently
Oi that’s an odd bloke innit,I’m a bit stuck in the mud

Smoking bloke 

The act of slobbering over a gentleman's hard chap aka a bj

The act is generally between 2 males, also see cigarette
Hey, have you seen scott and Dave?

Nope, probably smoking bloke in those public toilets again

'A bloke with a huge penis'

a phrase a person says who is hiding the fact that they actually have a micro penis
Nathan: im 'a bloke with a huge penis'

cock-sucking bloke 

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street
cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?

king of bloke and bird

no longer king of bloke and bird