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She wants the D

Lit., "She wants the dick", a way of saying that a female wants your penis in her hand or in one of her orifices. The amount that a female "wants the D" can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:

x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).

Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.

a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick

For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )

For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )

For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )

Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.

Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
"She was laughing at all your jokes. She wants the d."
She wants the D by 28017013 January 11, 2012
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watsindur 

a term invented by putluck kevork as a substitute for "whatcha-ma-call-it"
Putluck says: Do you have the... err... watsindur... err.. cuff-links in store?"
watsindur by Putluck Kev (Shrek) December 15, 2007

Steve Watson 

aka the angriest scammer ever, from kitbogas most popular video.
Despite what kitbogas condensed video of Steve shows, Steve can actually hide as a normal person of society for a pretty long time, and only rages after an extended amount of well performed scambaiting done on him, or turning off ur computer.

Steve is also an absolute piece of shit human being because he yells at and threatens to kill what he thinks is a scared old lady’s family for making mistakes even though he’s trying to steal from “her”.
According to a comment on The 30 minute version, this was Steve’s third time failing at scamming someone and was fired afterwards, which is why kit wasn’t able to call him back and why Steve’s call center pretended like he didn’t exist when kit tried to connect to him that way

Steve Watson can also refer to any scammer who freaks out and rages at scambaiters for not listening to them or wasting their time and also when scammers yell so loud that it breaks their audio
Scambaiter: *redeems gift card*

Scammer: mam why did u did this?????!!!!!! Why did u did this?!!!??!??!!) MAM WHY DID U REDEEM?!!??!!??

Scambaiter: um hold on lemme go ahead and do the next card for u then Steve Watson ( holds back laughter)

No one wants those eggs 

A polite way to say "nobody wants to have sex/kids with her."

Eggs is implied to mean future children.
"Yo Bob, think Betty will ever have kids?"

"Nah bro, no one wants those eggs."

No shit Watson 

"No shit Sherlock" for retarded people. Also used to state something obvious, but not that obvious.
(on the way to school in the special bus)

Dude 1: The sky is blue.
Dude 2: No shit Watson!
No shit Watson by pedrodeo77 May 19, 2015

ian watson 

another word for friend zone. This is most likely because of his ability to not finish with hoes and fear of showering with men.
Dude, im always going to be a ian watson.
ian watson by dougyp and teddyd December 21, 2010

Richard Watterson 

A character from Amazing World of Gumball. He has a brain of a pea. Can be used as an insult.
Me: You’re such a Richard Watterson.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have a brain of a pea.